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How to Get Things Really Flat

Enlightenment for Every Man on Ironing, Vacuuming and Other Household Arts

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Includes actual instructions! "You might not think that a book about cleaning could be funny but this made me laugh out loud" (The Financial Times).

For many reasons, men often neglect housekeeping chores—even when they share the house with other humans who wish they could get some help in that department. How to Get Things Really Flat combines witty observations, true tales of family life, useful information that takes the mystery out of such phenomena as dishwashers and vacuums, and answers to timeless questions including:
  • When dusting, where does the dust go?
  • What is the worst thing that can happen while ironing?
  • Is housework therapeutic?
  • How can I impress people with bicarbonate of soda?
  • Aren't men supposed to be dirty?
  • And more!

  • "A delightfully amusing tale about the joys and tribulations of doing housework that also serves as a very good primer on how to actually do housework . . . His main target audience is men. But women, I think, will also find Martin's observations funny and many of his tips helpful . . . And if, after laughing your way through Martin's text, you're still not into doing housework, he has a tip for that, too: Hire a cleaner." —Minneapolis Star-Tribune

    "Martin's lighthearted but quite handy guide looks at the reasons why men don't help out around the house as much as they ought to and proposes what can be done about that . . . After reading this offbeat and thoroughly delightful guide to housework, it's hard to imagine anyone not wanting to give this stuff a try. Martin does what your mother never could: he makes doing chores seem fun, exciting, and rewarding." —Booklist
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        September 15, 2009
        The first thing you need to know about this book is that it isnt a spoof. Originally published in Britain in 2008, Martins lighthearted but quite handy guide looks at the reasons why men dont help out around the house as much as they ought to and proposes what can be done about that. The author recounts his own journey from helpless, befuddled male to enthusiastic helper-outer, showing us along the way that such seemingly complicated tasks as doing the laundry or vacuuming can easily be mastered if men simply apply themselves. The book retains its British idioms and phrasings, but Martin has helpfully included footnotes that explain some of the more obscure references. He also offers up a down-and-dirty history of household chores, which should at least make us appreciate our modern conveniences, even if were still not inclined to use them. But, after reading this offbeat and thoroughly delightful guide to housework, its hard to imagine anyone not wanting to give this stuff a try. Martin does what your mother never could: he makes doing your chores seem fun, exciting, and rewarding.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2009, American Library Association.)

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